Jokes

..:: Jokes ::..A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton.Bill: I want to show you the USadvancement. Come with me.He takes him to a forest.Bill: Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.Bill: more...more. ..more... Sardarji went up to 100 feet.Bill: So now, try to search something.Sardarji: I got a wire.Bill : you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to havetelephones.Sardarji became frustrated. He invited Bill to India. Next year Bill was inIndiaSardarji : I want to show you our advancement. The same...he takes Bill toa forest.Sardarji : Dig it. Bill does.Sardarji : more...more. ..m.?l. Bill goes up to almost 400 feet..Sardarji : try to find something. Bill tries.Sardarji : Did you get anything?Bill : No, there is nothing here.Sardarji : you know, it shows that even 400 years...

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Six Tips for Happiness

..:: Six Tips for Happiness ::..Give yourself permission to be human. When we accept emotions -- such as fear, sadness, or anxiety -- as natural, we are more likely to overcome them. Rejecting our emotions, positive or negative, leads to frustration and unhappiness. Happiness lies at the intersection between Pleasure and Meaning. Whether at work or at home, the goal is to engage in activities that are both personally significant and enjoyable. When this is not feasible, make sure you have happiness boosters, moments throughout the week that provide you with both pleasure and meaning.Keep in Mind that hapiness is mostly dependent on our state of mind, not on our status or the state of our bank account. Barring extreme circumstances, our level of well being is determined by what we choose to...

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Believe It Or Not

..:: Believe It Or Not ::..A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.A snail can sleep for three years.Al Capo NE's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.Almonds are a member of the peach family.An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.Butterflies taste with their feet.Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about...

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