Jokes

..:: Jokes ::..

A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton.

Bill: I want to show you the USadvancement. Come with me.

He takes him to a forest.

Bill: Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.

Bill: more...more. ..more... Sardarji went up to 100 feet.

Bill: So now, try to search something.

Sardarji: I got a wire.

Bill : you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have
telephones.

Sardarji became frustrated. He invited Bill to India. Next year Bill was in
India

Sardarji : I want to show you our advancement. The same...he takes Bill to
a forest.

Sardarji : Dig it. Bill does.

Sardarji : more...more. ..m.?l. Bill goes up to almost 400 feet..

Sardarji : try to find something. Bill tries.

Sardarji : Did you get anything?

Bill : No, there is nothing here.

Sardarji : you know, it shows that even 400 years ago we used to have
WIRELESS!!

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Six Tips for Happiness

..:: Six Tips for Happiness ::..

Give yourself permission to be human. When we accept emotions -- such as fear, sadness, or anxiety -- as natural, we are more likely to overcome them. Rejecting our emotions, positive or negative, leads to frustration and unhappiness.

Happiness lies at the intersection between Pleasure and Meaning. Whether at work or at home, the goal is to engage in activities that are both personally significant and enjoyable. When this is not feasible, make sure you have happiness boosters, moments throughout the week that provide you with both pleasure and meaning.

Keep in Mind that hapiness is mostly dependent on our state of mind, not on our status or the state of our bank account. Barring extreme circumstances, our level of well being is determined by what we choose to focus on (the full or the empty part of the glass) and by our interpretation of external events. For example, do we view failure as catastrophic, or do we see it as a learning opportunity?

Simplify! We are, generally, too busy, trying to squeeze in more and more activities into less and less time. Quantity influences quality, and we compromise on our happiness by trying to do too much.

Remember the mind-body connection. What we do -- or don't do -- with our bodies influences our mind. Regular exercise, Adequate sleep, and healthy eating habits lead to both physical and mental health.

Express Gratitude, whenever possible. We too often take our lives for granted. Learn to appreciate and savor the wonderful things in life, from people to food, from nature to a smile.

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Believe It Or Not

..:: Believe It Or Not ::..

• A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
  

• A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
  

• A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
  

• A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
  

• A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

• A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
  

• A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
  

• A snail can sleep for three years.
  

• Al Capo NE's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
  

• All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
  

• Almonds are a member of the peach family.
  

• An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
  

• Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
  

• Butterflies taste with their feet.
  

• Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.
  

• "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "MT".
  

• February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
  

• In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
  

• If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

• It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
  

• Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
  

• Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
  

• Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
  

• Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
  

• "Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.

• The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
  

• The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of die! Sel that it burns.
  

• The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

• The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the l! Azy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.

• The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

• The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes) .

• There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

• There are more chickens than people in the world.

• There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

• There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

• There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.

• Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

• TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

• Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

• Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

• Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.
  

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